Tonteria club London is one of the most exclusive nightclubs, bringing with an exceptional live DJ performance. Tonteria Nightclub VIP table booking is available now, book with us!

As you walk in, you get the feeling you are in the heart of Jalisco, Mexico. The décor is perfectly themed and amazing fun, and what is more, Tonteria Club London has one of the broadest and highest quality tequila selections in the world. Most importantly, Tonteria is one of the few of London city’s hottest that delivers only quality music and ambience.

Seems like Tonteria it is more of a relaxed place to stop for drinks and snacks until 10.30. Nevertheless, after 11 they transition into a stunning nightclub. However, when the DJ turns up the music, it brings all the latest beats and changing to atmosphere into pure fun. You can choose to stay in your booth drinking and enjoying watching the party and feel the Tonteria’s vibes. Private hire is also available.

The live DJ at Tonteria plays a super-hot soundtrack of Top 40, Hip Hop, House, Dance, and Mash-Ups. This time, bringing you Tonteria party 2019 with their best booking prices. The Tonteria tickets are there for you, just click on the book now. You are recommended not to miss those good deals! Book now!

Want some more? Well, there is plenty of “tonterías”!

So, if you want to experience an amazing cocktail with your friends, just order from their sharing menu! For instance, you can enjoy delicious tapas dishes in the calm, relaxed booths on a traditional Spanish spirit.

In conclusion, Tonteria Sloane Square is  the best option if you want to experience amazing performances and live shows with a twist. The Tonteria dress code consists of a glamorous and elegant look, you must be 18+. If you don’t bring your ID with, you might not be able to get in. Get on the Tonteria guestlist or book a table with us!

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Muertos Monday – Tonteria

Mexico’s heritage and culture, tequila & Muertos theme party. Join Muertos Monday at Tonteria and party hard in a latino style !

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Thursday – Do Not Disturb

Mexico’s heritage and culture, tequila & Do Not Disturb theme party. Thursday at Tonteria is a different world!


Bottle List

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    • Belvedere£700
    • Grey Goose£700
    • Sauvelle£700
    • Ciroc£695
    • Absolut Elyx£675



    • Ace of Spades£800
    • Cristal£575
    • Krug£575
    • Dom Perignon Luminous£525
    • Dom Perignon£500
    • Perrier-Jouët Belle Epoque£470



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